1. animalstalkinginallcaps:

STACY! HOW ARE YOU, GIRLFRIEND? SORRY I HAVEN’T CALLED LATELY. I’VE BEEN “BUSY”. WINK, WINK.
HAVE YOU MET MARK? THIS IS MARK. HE’S MY MAIN SQUEEZE, AND HE FEELS LIKE PAVING STONES COVERED IN SUEDE. SAY HI, MARK.
WE’VE BEEN GOING OUT FOR LIKE … TWO MONTHS. I THINK HE’S THE ONE.
I BOUGHT HIM ON ETSY WHEN I WAS SHOPPING FOR SOME THROW PILLOWS. NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, I GOT MY LAST THREE BOYFRIENDS ON ETSY. IT’S JUST SO MUCH EASIER THAN THE BAR SCENE, YOU KNOW? 

    animalstalkinginallcaps:

    STACY! HOW ARE YOU, GIRLFRIEND? SORRY I HAVEN’T CALLED LATELY. I’VE BEEN “BUSY”. WINK, WINK.

    HAVE YOU MET MARK? THIS IS MARK. HE’S MY MAIN SQUEEZE, AND HE FEELS LIKE PAVING STONES COVERED IN SUEDE. SAY HI, MARK.

    WE’VE BEEN GOING OUT FOR LIKE … TWO MONTHS. I THINK HE’S THE ONE.

    I BOUGHT HIM ON ETSY WHEN I WAS SHOPPING FOR SOME THROW PILLOWS. NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, I GOT MY LAST THREE BOYFRIENDS ON ETSY. IT’S JUST SO MUCH EASIER THAN THE BAR SCENE, YOU KNOW? 

     
  1. nicolieelise likes this
  2. angiedoesthings likes this
  3. captfatpants reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  4. rcoeli likes this
  5. trustno1buturself reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  6. nailaahloves reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  7. wyvernsaint likes this
  8. joegeeee reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  9. twirling-all-the-way likes this
  10. formykids reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  11. life-keepsmoving reblogged this from capecodcollegiate
  12. bestumbrellatalkever reblogged this from capecodcollegiate
  13. teamdyingalone reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  14. thissideofthefence reblogged this from littlemisschipmunk
  15. littlemisschipmunk reblogged this from capecodcollegiate
  16. tiedye11 reblogged this from nurdevon
  17. wearetheuniversity likes this
  18. h-d-o reblogged this from capecodcollegiate
  19. capturebub likes this
  20. ragebil likes this
  21. nakedmango likes this
  22. lily-vogue likes this
  23. littlemisschipmunk likes this
  24. spacetimeandthedeepsouth likes this
  25. nurdevon reblogged this from capecodcollegiate
  26. jgurlandkate reblogged this from capecodcollegiate
  27. ess-m-c likes this
  28. ess-m-c reblogged this from capecodcollegiate
  29. firefliesandsummertime reblogged this from capecodcollegiate
  30. lcas reblogged this from capecodcollegiate
  31. captainameriloki likes this
  32. capecodcollegiate reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps and added:
    STACY! HOW ARE YOU, GIRLFRIEND? SORRY I HAVEN’T CALLED LATELY. I’VE BEEN “BUSY”. WINK, WINK. HAVE YOU MET MARK? THIS IS...
  33. minuas likes this
  34. hauntedhousewcghs likes this
  35. lafuguedantoine likes this
  36. lithiumrox likes this
  37. cattmann likes this
  38. sakaboi reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  39. to-the-end-of-all-time reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  40. shanexcore likes this
  41. insertcoolusernamehere6 likes this
  42. aisilat reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  43. diabeticasshole reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  44. oliviamonroe reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  45. alwaesboo reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  46. hellotherevee likes this
  47. desertnur5e likes this
  48. studpup likes this