1. animalstalkinginallcaps:

STACY! HOW ARE YOU, GIRLFRIEND? SORRY I HAVEN’T CALLED LATELY. I’VE BEEN “BUSY”. WINK, WINK.
HAVE YOU MET MARK? THIS IS MARK. HE’S MY MAIN SQUEEZE, AND HE FEELS LIKE PAVING STONES COVERED IN SUEDE. SAY HI, MARK.
WE’VE BEEN GOING OUT FOR LIKE … TWO MONTHS. I THINK HE’S THE ONE.
I BOUGHT HIM ON ETSY WHEN I WAS SHOPPING FOR SOME THROW PILLOWS. NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, I GOT MY LAST THREE BOYFRIENDS ON ETSY. IT’S JUST SO MUCH EASIER THAN THE BAR SCENE, YOU KNOW? 

    animalstalkinginallcaps:

    STACY! HOW ARE YOU, GIRLFRIEND? SORRY I HAVEN’T CALLED LATELY. I’VE BEEN “BUSY”. WINK, WINK.

    HAVE YOU MET MARK? THIS IS MARK. HE’S MY MAIN SQUEEZE, AND HE FEELS LIKE PAVING STONES COVERED IN SUEDE. SAY HI, MARK.

    WE’VE BEEN GOING OUT FOR LIKE … TWO MONTHS. I THINK HE’S THE ONE.

    I BOUGHT HIM ON ETSY WHEN I WAS SHOPPING FOR SOME THROW PILLOWS. NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, I GOT MY LAST THREE BOYFRIENDS ON ETSY. IT’S JUST SO MUCH EASIER THAN THE BAR SCENE, YOU KNOW? 

     
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